teamrocketing:

this is great. just the three of us

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you.. me..

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and this brick wall you built between us

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(via crunchier)

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via shouldnt)

ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

Currently

(via iamlylaa)

drewsyogurt:

do you ever just realize that you watched a band get famous right in front of your eyes literally from the beginning and you get really emotional and you wanna cry a little because you think of yourself as a personal friend who has been cheering them on from the beginning and it’s crazy to see where they are now

(via iamlylaa)

zackisontumblr:

*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*

(via confirmance)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via nothingabovetheseafloor)

314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

(Source: prevalere, via iamlylaa)

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

(via iamlylaa)